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Super election forfeit lottery funtime

Posted by Elfer - July 25th, 2008


BASICALLY HERE IS THE DEAL: Since a lot of people on the politics forum are so friggin' sures for real that their candidate will win in November, everyone's making promises like "If McCain wins, I'll eat both my own feet and run to Canada." So, every time I see one of those from now until November, I'm going to record it here and then see if anyone actually does live up to their claims.

WRONGPUBLICONS:

At 7/25/08 07:55 AM, qu3muchach0 wrote:
hell, if obama wins, i'll change my aura from neutral to evil and become an athiest just so i can show my face on ng. (you know... hopping on the bandwagon?)

the1stguy1 says:
If Obama wins i will rape myself then douse myself in gasoline and light a match while attempting to cross the border

DUMBOCRETINS:

aninjaman says:
If McCain wins I wont live up to my promises that I said I'll do if McCain wins. There put that.

NOTE: You better hope McCain loses, otherwise you will have SERIOUS TROUBS WITH THIS PROMISE MY FRIEND.

HaloKing336 says:
If McCain wins I'll accept Jesus as my lord and saviour, and I'll also acknowledge that evolution is a lie.
Top that.

Al6200 says:
If McCain wins I'll move to Iceland. Canada is such a cliche.

SadisticMonkey says:
If McCain wins, I'll bow down before shaggy.
top THAT.


Comments

I like the UCR <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uni%C3%B3n_C%C3%ADvica_Radical">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uni%C3%B 3n_C%C3%ADvica_Radical</a> , but it always loses, so no promises.

If McCain wins I wont live up to my promises that I said I'll do if McCain wins. There put that.

If Obama wins i will rape myself then douse myself in gasoline and light a match while attempting to cross the border

If McCain wins I'll accept Jesus as my lord and saviour, and I'll also acknowledge that evolution is a lie.
Top that.

If McCain wins, I'll bow down before shaggy.
top THAT.

Shaggy is supporting Obama though. He would just think you're gloating.

wait, wat?

Fuck it I'm supporting McCain then out of spite.

If McCain wins I'll move to Iceland. Canada is such a cliche.

If Obama wins I'll eat a klondike bar.
If Mccain wins I'll eat TWO klondike bars.

Update your "how to student" blog, you bum.

If Bob Barr wins, than I'm shooting your mother in the face

If nader wins I'll plant a tree and name it after him.

Then I'll chop it down and use it as my fire wood.

if mccain wins ill have sex with his daughter. anything but that!!!

I'm here to collect my winnings :D

Looking forward to the video footage of the1stguy1's promise being enacted.

Dick pl0x.

putting feet in mouths, I see..