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Elfer
Elfer: An actual human (I promise) 03/31/05: NG BBS UOTD

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I highly approve. A site like McSweeney's would do well to publish this if you submitted it.

Aaaw man, I wish I could write my childrens books more like this :(

I think the Hedgehog Pinecone may have to go through a cybernetic enhancement transplantation at some point in the storyline...

Woah, hold on now, are we talkin' a Hedgehog named Pinecone, or an actual Hedgehog-Pinecone hybrid?

Either way it sounds super badass.

The hedgehogs name IS kinda pretty much Pinecone. Or rather, will be, if I ever get around to translating the story into english. Original name: "Barr", but I thought "Pinecone" sounded about infinitely more hardcore.

The plot is pretty much up there, nothing much is decided, but he WILL travel to the animal world equivalent of South Africa, and he MIGHT come across an escaped mad animal world equivalent to a nazi doc, and if this does indeed happen to him, I swear to god that doc is gonna have an obsession over mechanics and robotic implants.

Aforementioned doc might be eviscerated by a Pinecone with Power Armour and a Chainsword later on, but only in the revised edition.

In any case, Pinecone is going Postal, methinks.

As in, he will be tasked with reforming animal world South Africas run down post office while boltering nazi animal zombies and animal segregationists.

All the while reciting childrens stories for the scared kids back at animalgarten.

Lemme buy dis book.

It´s on the house.

Even though I do not own a house.

Does this mean I have to purchase a house?

I think if you just watch an episode of House, or maybe print out a picture of Hugh Laurie, that would suffice.

What if I get a picture of George IV?

Ugh. No.

Very well. He´s on my wall now, being all bitter and disgruntled. I´m starting to suspect it´s not just Vicodin he´s after anymore >_>

I'm trying to imagine a Pigeon Punching.

A good way to do that is to simply IMAGINE HARDER

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

(that's the sound of imagining hard, by the way)

fat chicks

Woo. Certainly a different read. Loved the humour.

Pigeon punching sounds like a sport I could get in to.

The Mission Chip makes me think it sounds like a pokedex.

You were cool once Elfer.
and you still are

update your gosh darned student blog ffs

B.O.G.B.O.T?

Never heard of him before.

QUERYING MISSION CHIP: what is B.O.G.B.O.T an anagram of?

This is fucking epic. I suggest you write a book, you creative literary bastard you. ;)