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Elfer
Elfer: An actual human (I promise) 03/31/05: NG BBS UOTD

Age 35, Male

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ON, Canada

Joined on 1/21/01

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I like the UCR <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uni%C3%B3n_C%C3%ADvica_Radical">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uni%C3%B 3n_C%C3%ADvica_Radical</a> , but it always loses, so no promises.

If McCain wins I wont live up to my promises that I said I'll do if McCain wins. There put that.

If Obama wins i will rape myself then douse myself in gasoline and light a match while attempting to cross the border

If McCain wins I'll accept Jesus as my lord and saviour, and I'll also acknowledge that evolution is a lie.
Top that.

If McCain wins, I'll bow down before shaggy.
top THAT.

Shaggy is supporting Obama though. He would just think you're gloating.

wait, wat?

Fuck it I'm supporting McCain then out of spite.

If McCain wins I'll move to Iceland. Canada is such a cliche.

If Obama wins I'll eat a klondike bar.
If Mccain wins I'll eat TWO klondike bars.

Update your "how to student" blog, you bum.

If Bob Barr wins, than I'm shooting your mother in the face

If nader wins I'll plant a tree and name it after him.

Then I'll chop it down and use it as my fire wood.

if mccain wins ill have sex with his daughter. anything but that!!!

I'm here to collect my winnings :D

Looking forward to the video footage of the1stguy1's promise being enacted.

Dick pl0x.

putting feet in mouths, I see..