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Recent Movie Reviews


Take Over v2.0 Take Over v2.0

Rated 5 / 5 stars

+1 bonus point for using my planet trick.

Hmm, this one was a lot more straight forward than a lot of your stuff. Still good though. I really liked the detail in the explosions and some of the vehicles.

Your stuff just keeps getting better, man. If I could think of something to improve, maybe it would be... modular characters? Characters composed of several pieces so it's easier for you to animate them smoothly.



Foamy: Hurricane Special Foamy: Hurricane Special

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Wrong area of the site.

If you're going to have a long, pointless, obvious rant about how the media doesn't actually care about the people affected by the stories that they report, we have a section of the site for that.

It's called the BBS.

The portal is for animation. This was not animated. Try to remember that next time.



Fiddle and the Drum Fiddle and the Drum

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Nice try, but no cigar.

I realize you tried to pluck on the heartstrings of the viewers, but I see this for what it really is, a shitty montage of tweened pictures behind a translucent picture of the US flag.

Not really worth the score it's getting, since you didn't create any of the content in this movie.

And don't try to brush me off as a Bush supporter or something stupid, I hate Bush and I'm anti-war, but that doesn't mean I want you crapping up the portal with a bunch of pictures you found on google to the tune of some sappy sad song.

In other words: There was nothign I particularly liked about this flash, if you want to improve, I suggest actual animation or work of some kind.


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Green-Glow responds:

youre right, I am not actually physically in Iraq, therefore I did not create any of the content...

but I still think it is a good message... Plus, this flash did take some time to put together...

Recent Game Reviews


Upgrade Complete! Upgrade Complete!

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Good game, but fatal technical flaw

While the game and concept are both quite good, it suffers from an error where after upgrading, all ship parts (including the basic gun) are erased, making it potentially impossible to continue in the game. This coupled with the fact that there is no "erase data" button have made this game completely unplayable for me now.

Evidently this issue has been fixed in v 1.6 on other websites, but it doesn't appear here nor on ArmorGames' official website.


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Taddy The Tadpole Taddy The Tadpole

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Requires more playtesting

From what I played of it, this game is rife with what's called "fake difficulty"

Not difficult because the situations are challenging or interesting in some way, but difficult because the controls are nigh-unusable.

The game doesn't LOOK that bad, but it's frustrating to play rather than enjoyable.


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SmallGames:TunnelExplorer SmallGames:TunnelExplorer

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I know a lot of peopel won't appreciate this.

But it's pretty impressive, coding and compressing this game into a mere 1.2 kb

Don't worry man, your skills as a programmer have not gone totally unnoticed, even if this doesn't make it past judgment.

By the way, I voted 5, as an attempt to, if just slightly, cushion the blow of people who don't notice the filesize, or voted 0 because of the file size.


Recent Audio Reviews


Omish Ghetto Omish Ghetto

Rated 5 / 5 stars

KICK IT JEBEDIAH

This track is a classic. It's got everything:

1) Sound waves arranged in such a way that they seem to be human voices
2) Yeah

Seriously though KEEP IT UP DOG.


Recent Art Reviews


The Adventures of Willie D The Adventures of Willie D

Rated 5 / 5 stars

An interesting and topical allegory for the parallels between modern-day corporate America and feudal-era England.


WillieD891 responds:

Thank you Very Much Sign Willie D